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引用第56楼timothy于2008-09-20 11:36发表的  :
nothing value lfor aughing

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nothing????

0921

Lady: I'd like to buy a sweater for my dog.
Clerk: What size?
Lady: I have no idea.
Clerk: Well, why don't you bring in the dog and try one on?
Lady: Oh, I can't do that. I want it to be a surprise.




中文：
我想给它一个惊喜
女士：我想给我的小狗买件毛线衫。
店员：多大的？
女士：我也不知道。
店员：那您为什么不把它带来试一试呢？
女士：哦，我不想那样做，因为我想给它一个惊喜?

0922

A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.
When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".





中文：
爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋？
一个小女孩的爷爷留着很长很长的胡子，但是有天早上他把胡子刮掉了。
当他从楼上下来吃早饭的时候，小女孩惊呼到：“爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋啊？”

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引用第62楼fengfan4613于2008-09-22 11:24发表的  :
0922

A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.
When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".

.......

Really, An interesting story.

0923

One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.





中文：
昨天你爸爸帮你做作业了吗
一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说："蒂姆，你这次的作业全都做对了，怎么回事？你爸爸帮你做了吗？"

"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

0924

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?

B: Friends, of course.

A: Why?

B: I can always borrow money from friends.





中文：
朋友和钱Money
A：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？

B：当然是朋友。

A：为什么？

B：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱。

0925

Mother: "Susie, every time you misbehave, i get another gray hair."
Susie: "Gosh, mom, you must have been a terror! Just look at Grandma!"



中文：

妈，你肯定一直都表现很糟

母亲: "每次你表现不好,我就多长一根白发."
苏茜: "天哪,妈,那你肯定一直都表现很糟,看看外婆吧!"

先回個貼再慢慢看，看貼回貼是美德

0926

"May I borrow your record player tonight ?" a man asked his neighbour .

"Sure . Do you want to listen to some music?"

"No ." he answered ." Tonight I want to have some peace and quiet."




中文：

我想安安静静地休息一下

　“今晚我可以借用以下你的唱机吗？”一个人对他的邻居说道。

　 “当然可以，你也想听听音乐吗？”

　 “不，”他回答道，“今晚我想安安静静地休息一下。”

不好意思，国庆放假，忘记更新，今天全部更新：

0927
you have to roll up the windows first

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.

The repairman decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.

After 15 minutes of this, a lady－one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing.

"I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working."

"Duh you have to roll up the windows first!"




中文：

你必须先把车窗摇上去

　　修理工决定幽她一默。他告诉她,她只需把车开回家,然后从排气管里往车里吹气,直到凹陷处自己鼓起来。

　　 这位女士如法操作了15分钟。这时,她的一位女性朋友来拜访她,并问她在做什么。

　　 “我正在试着让那个坑鼓起来,但这个办法似乎并不管用。”

　　 “嗯……你必须先把车窗摇上去！”

0928

I have no cavities

A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!





中文：

我一颗蛀牙都没有

小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！”

这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。

0929

A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. A boy handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, "My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework."





中文：

只要没有家庭作业就可以

学校即将开始性教育课程，每个学生都要先回去证得父母的同意，方能学习此课程。一个小男孩把他父母的同意纸条交给老师说：“我妈妈说了，只要这个课没有家庭作业，我就可以上。”

0930

Great Event

Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
Tom: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Tom: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.


中文：

重大事件

老师：1809年发生了什么重大事件？
汤姆：亚伯拉罕·林肯诞生。
老师：正确。那么1812年发生了什么重要事件呢？
汤姆：亚伯拉罕·林肯过他的三周岁生日。